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mission: magburn ng aegis at madonna na cd para sa isang customer
weapon of choice: aegiscd, madonnacd, blankcd, cdcasing, printer, msword2003, legalsizepaper, scissor, aheadnero
date started: not yet
status: nakakopya na ako ng cd ng aegis, may madonna mp3s na ako
deadline: november212005
level of difficulty: easy

mission: nagbabasa ng holy blood holy grail (isa sa reference book ni dan brown para sa infamous na thedavincicode)
weapon of choice: holy blood holy grail by michael baigent, richard leigh & henry lincoln, bookmark
date started: november122005
status: parttwo thesecretsociety chapter6 thegrandmasters&theundergroundstream page143of413
deadline: bago mag-pasko
level of difficulty: easy

mission: naglalaro ng athens2004 (patch made for nbalive2004), pbalive2005 (patch made for nbalive2005) at nbalive06
weapon of choice: nbalive2004, athens2004patch, pbalive2005betaversionpatch
date started: october2005
status: superstar
deadline: 'pag nagsawa na
level of difficulty: easy

mission: tapusin ang monthlyperiod issuenumber8,10&11
weapon of choice: adobeacrobat, msword2003, arial&bungnipperfont, notepad, email
date started: july2005
status: 85% nang tapos
deadline: august2005
level of difficulty: easy

mission: nagbu-burn ng tatlong kopya ng superman1-4, para sa isang customer, sa biyenan, at sa bayaw
weapon of choice: harddisk, superman1-4, scanner, printer, blankcd, cdcasing, sticker, scissor, legalsizepaper, msword2003, aheadnero
date started: november182005
status: mamaya pa lang uumpisahan
deadline: november182005
level of difficulty: easy

mission: nagbu-burn ng f.r.i.e.n.d.s. season 1 - 9 para mabura na at lumaki na ulit ang space sa external harddisk ko
weapon of choice: harddisk, f.r.i.e.n.d.s.season1-9, blankcd, cdcasing, markerpen, aheadnero
date started: october2005
status: season6
deadline: november22005
level of difficulty: easy

mission: nag-e-edit ng nbalive2005 para maging pbalive2005 (beta version pa lang kasi 'yung pwede ma-download sa internet)
weapon of choice: FshX, EAGraph, bigGUI, Hex Editor, Oedit, MorphMeshEx, msexcel2003, msvisualfoxpro, paint, macromediafireworks, nbalive2005, pbalive2005betaversion, internet
date started: october2005
status: mga 60% na ang na-modify
deadline: december2005
level of difficulty: matrabaho

mission: nag-aalaga kay baby yahoo
weapon of choice: babytoys, cellphone, books, feedingbottle, milk, water, diaper, etc.
date started: jan172005
status: learning
deadline: indefinite
level of difficulty: depends on my baby's mood

mission: nag-e-edit ng video coverage ng binyag ng baby yahoo ko
weapon of choice: intervideowindvdproducer, pinnaclestudio, windowsmoviemaker, kodakdigicam, acdsee, videocutter, my mp3s
date started: november162005
status: kako-convert pa lang ng dat file into mpeg file
deadline: november2005
level of difficulty: difficult

mission: nanonood at nag-aaral ng tutorial ng msvisualstudio.net
weapon of choice: mediaplayer, winzip, msvisualstudio.net, internet
date started: november2005
status: tapos ko na ang helloworld
deadline: november212005 (1st phase)
level of difficulty: difficult

mission: nagbabasa ng book at ebooks ng msvisualstudio.net
weapon of choice: msvisualstudio.net book ni angelhanipay at mga ebooks, adobeacrobatreader, msword2003
date started: november2005
status: ok
deadline: hanggang wala ng mabasa at mapanood
level of difficulty: difficult

mission: naglalaro ng dynomite
weapon of choice: dynomite
date started: october2005
status: hindi ko pa din ma-break ang record ng misis ko
deadline: indefinite
level of difficulty: difficult

mission: dbp customer inquiry using msvisualstudio.net
weapon of choice: msvisualstudio.net, mssqlserver, internet, books & tutorials
date started: november142005
status: may screen na
deadline: postponed
level of difficulty: difficult

bonus mission: chat with fwends, mamasyal at mamili sa tiangge
weapon of choice: ym, tiangge, money
date started: yes
status: yes
deadline: no
level of difficulty: no

First Wedding Anniversary

Nagsend ako ng IM sa mga friends ko. -->
Me: 1st yr wedding anniv namin ng misis ko. Paper ang traditional gift. any suggestion ng gift with touch of paper? tnx.

At eto ang mga naging conversations -->
Lara: uy... hmmm... cge isip ako...
Me: tnx....
Lara: origami ng bouquet of flowers?
Lara: dapat gawa mo!
Lara: para mas sweet!
Me: nge.... ngayong araw na kasi eh... wala ng time para doon....
Lara: naku ganon ba... hmmm... isip ako ulit...
Me: tnx...
Lara: love letter... pinakamadali...
Me: hehehe... bukod dun... cyempre meron na noon....
Lara: cge isip pa ko...
Me: ok....
Lara: un japanese paper lamps... ilaw nman cia ng tahanan eh...
Lara: isip pa ko ulit...
Me: pede...tignan ko... tnx....

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Mikerosan: hmmmm.....
Mikerosan: now loading......
Me: ok.. tnx.... isip ka ha....
Mikerosan: kk
Mikerosan: oist
Me: ano?
Mikerosan: how about scrap book nyo dalawa?
Me: ngayon na kasi eh... so scrapbook lang na walang laman ang kaya kong ma-produce...hehehe....
Mikerosan: may pics nyo
Mikerosan: tapos ung cover un manipis na paper
Mikerosan: waaaahhhhh
Me: wala na kong time gawin ngayon....ngayon na talaga... as in....
Mikerosan: baket kc ngaun lng
Mikerosan: hmmmpppphhh
Mikerosan: oist
Mikerosan: magbrowse ka na lng sa papemelroti
Mikerosan: magtitingin ka dun
Mikerosan: dame paper products nun
Me: nice.... hehehe... mejo naisip ko na din yun.... ym ka pag may naisip kang mejo kakaiba dun ha?
Mikerosan: okies

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sscfp: happy anniv sa inyo..
sscfp: paper??......iisip ako ah
Me: ok... tnx....
sscfp: honeymoon na lang ulit ang gift mo sa knya
sscfp: sa isang 5 star hotel
Me: hehehe... walang paper involved dun....
Me: hehehe...
sscfp: hehehe...pag pumirma ka sa hotel, may paper dun
sscfp: ay teka nga pla. magkagalit tayo diba??!!!...hmp
Me: hehehe... naisip ko nga din.... hehehe....pero wag na yun... iba na lang....
Me: magkagalit ba tayo? sorry....
sscfp: hello
Me: grabe! dami nag-suggest sa ym... post ko mamaya...hahaha!!!! anonymous cyempre...
sscfp: hehee..talga??..wow....
Me: hehehe.. sama ko suggestion mo ah....hahaha...
Me: anonymous naman....
sscfp: ..
Me: ano?
sscfp: honeymoon na lang kasi ulit eh, para masundan na si yahoo..
Me: nge... mamumulubi na ako noon....
sscfp: hehehe.....
sscfp: para may yehey ka na
Me: hehehe... saka na.... bata pa naman ako eh....
sscfp: uy tlaga ah....wow tlaga...hehehe.....

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Angel Hanipay: sumulat ka ng story niyo.. yung iba nga nagagawan mo e
Me: hehehe....ikaw talaga... uupakan kita eh...
Angel Hanipay: scrapbook.. card.. libro.. annullment papers...last will and testament..
Me: kelan naging magandang gift ang annulment papers?
Me: naisip ko din 'yung isang set ng scrapbook... tapos isang book na pedeng basahin... at ipapadevelop ko yung mga pix ni yahoo sa pc... ok na ba 'yun?
Angel Hanipay: hmmp! may maibigay lang..
Me: uupakan kita pag punta ko jan mamaya.....

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Ate Kath: kakabalik ko lang sa table ko.. isip ako
Me: tnx....
Ate Kath: nagtingin ka na ba sa Papelmeroti na store
Me: ahm, di pa eh... two weeks na ko nasa dasma...ngayon lang nalibre.... eh ngayon yung anniv namin....hehehe...
Ate Kath: ganun..
Ate Kath: kahit naman ano ibigay mo, matutuwa na yun..
Ate Kath: sigurado yun..
Me: hehehe... naisip ko nga eh scrapbook at isang book....
Me: tnx ha?
Ate Kath: o kaya sa powerbooks madami maganda dun..
Ate Kath: medyo mahal nga lang..
Ate Kath: hehehe..
Ate Kath: book.. pwede na din
Me: oo nga eh... tingin me mamaya... uwi nga agad ako eh....
Ate Kath: san ka ba manggagaling? so robinsons ermita may powerbooks dun
Ate Kath: sa counter lang nila nakapalibot marami ka na makikita..
Me: sa makati ako galing, makati ave....
Me: robinson's place ermita? oo nga no....
Ate Kath: yup. meron dun..
Me: tnx....
Ate Kath: o kaya sa art's and stichin ba yun?
Me: hindi ko alam yun....
Ate Kath: sa robinson's place ko din nakita yun
Me: tignan ko din....
Ate Kath: congrats ha.. sa 1st year anniv nyo..
Me: tnx....

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Takuza: di ba ung mga discount card sa mga motel made of paper? pwede rin yun, men
Takuza: ticket sa theater play
Takuza: sign pen nna may pangalan niya
Me: ok... suggestion ba yan ng daddy mo? hehehe... wala na bang iba?

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KruelEdge: card?
KruelEdge: hahahaha
KruelEdge: letter....
Me: bukod dun? hehehe....
KruelEdge: na nasa magandang stationary...????
Me: un lang....hehehe....
KruelEdge: poem....
Me: pare, pag-uwi ko, magtago ka na... papaluin kita ng tubo....
KruelEdge: uy...merong gig ngyon s baywalk fountain area...ksama saydie...etc...tpos bukas World Youth Day s amoranto...Queso...kamikazee...houndz...saydie...?
KruelEdge: andale...2ngkol s gift....isip muna ko...ha
Me: anniv nga eh.....
Me: sige isip ka pa...tnx....
KruelEdge: book?
KruelEdge: ndi serious....book...d ba mahilig sya dun?
Me: ewan ko... balak ko din book eh...
KruelEdge: o di bah>>>>>
Me: siguro nga...
KruelEdge: alam mo ung mga papel n pag ... ung parang moving picture pag inaano...ung kala mo may tumtakbo pero mga drawings lang un...ung ganun...
Me: hindi pa yata ako nakakakita ng ganun pre....
KruelEdge: ung pag piniflip mo eh parang animation...
Me: hindi ko talaga alam yun.... mukhang pambata eh....
KruelEdge: pero set of drawings lang un....
Me: hindi ko talaga alam..... baka pang-elementary yung bag na yun...
KruelEdge: oo tama book n lng...hehehehe
KruelEdge: aong cnsbi mo jan
Me: oo nga
KruelEdge: anong bag?
Me: bag yung kinukwento mo diba?
KruelEdge: ndi...moving pictures...
KruelEdge: hala!!!
KruelEdge:
Me: oo nga no... papel na pag.... pala yung na-ym mo... kala ko papel na bag... grabe....
KruelEdge: o di ba...may idea ka na....halimbawa...s 1st page eh nka step forwardun left foot then s mga succeeding pages eh mag-iistep forwrd nman ung right foot...db
KruelEdge: set of drawings when flipped eh parang animation...
KruelEdge: k?
Me: san ba nakakabili nun?
KruelEdge: ewan...
Me: un lang....
KruelEdge: gawa ka?
KruelEdge: hehehehe
KruelEdge: drawing mo sya ung natutulog n pabiling biling...heheheh
KruelEdge: db?
Me: nice....konti pa at papaluin na talaga kita ng tubo
KruelEdge: hehehehe
KruelEdge: portrait n lng nila ni yahoo....pencil lang ang gamit db?
KruelEdge: cyempre dapat gawa mo
KruelEdge: may touch n ng papel .... touching pa talaga....
KruelEdge: hehehehe
KruelEdge: peace out n tol.....
KruelEdge: gud luck s anniv...

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Sophie's World: hi dense, kelan mo kelangan yong suggestion re gift? wala pa akong maisip ngayon.
Me: ngayon po ang anniv namin eh.... hehehe....
Sophie's World: okay sige isip ako, ym kita bago ako uwi
Me: tnx...
Sophie's World: mahilig ba siya sa painting?
Sophie's World: try mo papier tole kung mahilig siya sa painting
Sophie's World: or art pala not necessarily painting. or ang classic, flowers tapos bili ka ng
magandang card. mas maganda blank tapos ikaw na maglagay dedication total magaling ka namang magsulat
Me: hindi cya mahilig sa painting ma'am.... hehehe.... yung card, meron na po....
Sophie's World: okay na yong suggestion ko?
Sophie's World: ano bang hilig nya?
Me: ahm, books po.... balak ko nga bilhan cya ng sophie's world... nakakita na po ako eh....
Sophie's World: good idea, maganda ang sophie's world. mahilig ba sya sa philosophy?
Me: hindi ko po alam.... pero ngayon po eh nahihilig cya sa buks ni dan brown....
Sophie's World: di ayon na lang bigay mo. or maganda rin yong The Alchemist ni Paulo Coelho
Me: saan po tungkol yun?
Sophie's World: tungkol sa isang lalaki na naghahanap ng treasure. Inspirational siya
Me: ah ok po....tignan ko mamaya.....hehehe.... tenkyu po...
Sophie's World: happy anniversary
Me: tenkyu po...

Final Answer -->
Kain na lang kami sa labas :D

Things I Learned In Dasmariñas

Average Time of Arrival to Dasma: 9:00am

A lot of people have watched "Con-Air" more than once. And cried more than once, too.

Bespelled Deluxe is a lame substitute to instant messaging and internet.

Daddy Day Care is a good movie.

Dolphins, if seated in front of a television showing a video of a man doing various things such as waving, turning, clapping, etc., will most likely mimic the man.

Elephants, like us, can communicate to each other in more than one way.

If there were 8 (of us) team members in Dasma, and there were only 5 workstations, I'll end up tv surfing, reading Harry Potter books, or sleeping.

If we were told to prepare and cleanup for we were about to go home, the actual time of going home will be an hour after the actual announcement.

In five working days at Dasma, you can finish reading the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire book.

Rachie knows how to crochet since elementary.

The fewer team members obliged to go to Dasma, the better the chance that we will have a free lunch courtesy of the branch manager.

There will come a time that all the team members will not have anything to do no more.

To lessen the number of coffee intake a day, just place the airpot on another floor of the building or somewhere very far to the work area.

TV defaults - Kris Aquino's Pilipinas, Game KNB? - Eat Bulaga's Bulagaan 2005 - Willie Revillame's Wowowee - movie channels/news channels/Animal Planet/Discovery/National Geographic.

Watching Senate and Congress sessions is a lot funnier than watching a comedy movie.

Average Time of Departure from Dasma: 8:00pm

Average Time of Arrival to head office: 10:00pm

Average Time of Arrival to my bed: 11:30pm

Kuwentuhan Lang

me: ememeng, kuha ka na ng pitsel at lagyan mo ng tubig. tapos bibili na kami ni James ng maiinom at pulutan.

ememeng: sige pare, antayin niyo ko.

habang naghihintay, nag-umpisa ang kuwentuhan:

me: pare nung grade four ako, nawala 'yung hand throwel ko para sa gardening. hindi pinaalis ang buong klase hanggang hindi nabubuklat lahat ng bag at hindi nalalaman kung sino ang kumuha. ng hindi makita, nag-decide ang titser namin na mag-ambagan na lang ang klase para mapalitan ang hand throwel ko. pag-uwi ko, dalawa ang hand throwel ko. nasa pinakailalim pala ng mga gamit ko kaya hindi ko nakita.

krueledge: alam mo ba kung bakit 'yung isang kamay ni pong pagong eh nasa bandang dibdib niya lang lagi? kasi pare 'yung isang kamay nung taong nasa loob, nagpapaypay!

deday: one plus one?

balweg: two!

deday: two plus two?

balweg: four!

deday (with intimidating stare): four?!

balweg (smiling): hindi, joke lang.

deday: ano ingles ng water?

clemente: h2o!

deday (with initimidating stare): sigurado ka h2o?!

clemente: ahm, oo, h2o. hindi, joke lang.

chito: pare virgin pa ako pero alam ko na lahat ng gagawin.

krueledge: pero hindi mo pa alam 'yung feeling.

kareshi: subukan mong magsawsaw ng pandesal sa kape, tapos idikit mo sa ano mo, 'yun ang feeling.

krueledge: sabi mo nakita mo na ito vina? (a lewd magazine) eh bakit sa tuwing may magbubuklat eh lumalapit ka?

james: alam niyo 'yung mga bahaw niyo, masisira din 'yan kinabukasan. kaya ilabas mo na para bibili na lang ako ng sardinas.

krueledge: pare, 'di ka man lang naghugas ng kamay. amoy ano pa eh....

me: minsan wala akong salamin, kinawayan at tinawag ko si anto. habang papalapit, nakita ko na hindi pala si anto 'yung kinawayan at tinawag ko. para hindi ako mapahiya, nung malapit na 'yung lalaki, sumigaw at kumaway pa rin ako sa imaginary anto. para hindi niya isiping siya 'yung tinawag ko.

me: o bakit hindi tumigil dito si chard ?

krueledge: tindig pa lang ni geng, alam niyang ayaw na siyang patambayin dito. madaldal kasi eh....

common punch line: "paluin kita ng tubo eh" .or. "kaya ka natutubo eh". (kung bakit? click mo ito)

me: asan na si memen?

krueledge: nabartolina na, hindi na siguro pinayagang lumabas.

james: uwi na tayo. naghintay pa ako sa wala.

...And The Winner Is...

For the game proper click here.

Thursday night. James offered me and Memen to have a few drinks since Monday will be Memen's birthday. James will be on duty at work that day that he decided to waste some money now just in case he will not be able to attend the official celebration. Red Horse & Chippy with no dinner formulates a bad combination. Hence, I was late at work last Friday and was hauling a headache. To add insult to injury, my order of egg sandwich was missing. Surely it was a lovely Friday (with pun intended).

With disappointment and aching head repeatedly stabbing my mind, I opened and logged in to my computer, signed in on my Yahoo Messenger. And greeted my constant YM buddy ebtg:

"Morning fwend :D"

Then suddenly, the game came crawling back to my mind. Hmm, did I just sent a message with an emoticon on it? And that was it! Voila! Alas! Eureka! ebtg leads the game by 1 point! What will I do? Answer: Make ebtg bleed a point for me. Hehehe. I did all the tricks on the book to equalize the game but to no avail. ebtg was totally prepared that day. Hehehe. At 6pm, it was obvious. ebtg won the game from the very start. I owe her one curly tops.

Lesson Learned: Never drink without having dinner first and never get disappointed to a lost egg sandwich that was just misplaced at a wrong table for you might lose a game, by one point. Hehehe. Congrats and Morning fwend :D

What-not

me: ememeng, kuha ka na ng pitsel at lagyan mo ng tubig. tapos bibili na kami ni James ng maiinom at pulutan.
ememeng: sige pare, antayin niyo ko.

habang naghihintay, nag-umpisa ang kuwentuhan:

me: pare nung grade four ako, nawala 'yung hand throwel ko para sa gardening. hindi pinaalis ang buong klase hanggang hindi nabubuklat lahat ng bag at hindi nalalaman kung sino ang kumuha. ng hindi makita, nag-decide ang titser namin na mag-ambagan na lang ang klase para mapalitan ang hand throwel ko. pag-uwi ko, dalawa ang hand throwel ko. nasa pinakailalim pala ng mga gamit ko kaya hindi ko nakita.

krueledge: alam mo ba kung bakit 'yung isang kamay ni pong pagong eh nasa bandang dibdib niya lang lagi? kasi pare 'yung isang kamay nung taong nasa loob, nagpapaypay!

deday: one plus one?
balweg: two!
deday: two plus two?
balweg: four!deday (with intimidating stare): four?!
balweg (smiling): hindi, joke lang.

deday: ano ingles ng water?
clemente: h2o!
deday (with initimidating stare): sigurado ka h2o?!
clemente: ahm, oo, h2o. hindi, joke lang.

chito: pare virgin pa ako pero alam ko na lahat ng gagawin.
krueledge: pero hindi mo pa alam 'yung feeling.
kareshi: subukan mong magsawsaw ng pandesal sa kape, tapos idikit mo sa ano mo, 'yun ang feeling.

krueledge: sabi mo nakita mo na ito vina? (a lewd magazine) eh bakit sa tuwing may magbubuklat eh lumalapit ka?

james: alam niyo 'yung mga bahaw niyo, masisira din 'yan kinabukasan. kaya ilabas mo na para bibili na lang ako ng sardinas.

krueledge: pare, 'di ka man lang naghugas ng kamay. amoy ano pa eh....

me: minsan wala akong salamin, kinawayan at tinawag ko si anto. habang papalapit, nakita ko na hindi pala si anto 'yung kinawayan at tinawag ko. para hindi ako mapahiya, nung malapit na 'yung lalaki, sumigaw at kumaway pa rin ako sa imaginary anto. para hindi niya isiping siya 'yung tinawag ko.

common punch line: paluin kita ng tubo eh .or. kaya ka natutubo eh. (kung bakit? click mo ito)

me: asan na si memen?
krueledge: nabartolina na, hindi na siguro pinayagang lumabas.
james: uwi na tayo. naghintay pa ako sa wala.

Now We're Talking

During lunch break:
Barkada: May boyfriend na ba siya?

Me: Wala pa eh. Kasi may asawa na ako.

Dave 's Status Message:

Dave: Don't judge the boobs when it is covered.

Over lunch, me and Melissa talking about the fish fillet:

Me: Hindi filleng-fillet 'yung tinik sa fish fillet nila.

Comment to Hope on meeting a girl:

Me: Beck-Shoot!

Advice to Hope on meeting a girl:

Me: Slow and short thrusts lang kapag first time.

My wife after seeing me wet and all one night:

Wife: 'Di ba sabi ko mag-tricycle ka?

After a heated argument at the phone:

Melissa: Gusto ko na nga siyang dukutin sa telepono sa sobrang galit ko eh.

At Pulp SummerSlam V

Jay of Kamikazee: Nasa backstage nga pala si Carlos Agassi, inuupakan namin.

After hearing the bad news:

Me: Wala tayong LOVE bonus. 'Asan ang love dito?

Profound Thoughts from an Indian Consultant:

Ram: He is only vegetarian when he is in their house. (talking about or ex-Indian Consultant, Srivatsa)
Ram: In Saudi, it's better to be in jail than to be outside.
Ram: After vegetarian dinner, every meat will gonna be fine.

During yosi break:

Me: What? Wendy's? Here in Makati?

Ram: No, I said it's kinda windy here.

Pre -Vinna 's Wedding Conversation:
Melissa: Bukas ba sa kasal ni Vinna, eh magdadala ko nang maraming tissue para sa'yo?
Melissa: Kaya mo ba 'ko sinasama eh para meron kang shoulder to cry on?

On a heated argument with a taxi driver:
Driver: Sabi niyo kanina Santolan!

Me: Santolan MRT po.

Driver: Sana, Santolan Edsa sinabi niyo, naintindihan ko pa. Babalik tuloy tayo.

Melissa: At least, nalibot natin ang Pasig.

On a drinking session courtesy of a newly grad soldier friend:

Buddy: Alam mo 'yang training niyo sa sundalo, parang training lang sa ROTC? (Drunk)

Me: Alam mo 'yang training niyo sa sundalo, parang training lang sa boy scout? (Very drunk)

On a conversation regarding my salary increase:

Sir Steve: Double whammy ka, baka kung ano nakuha mong increase noon, eh makuha mo ulit ngayon.

Talking about how behave his children were:

My wife 's cousin: Kaya maganda at matino iyan, hindi ko pinakain nang 2 araw.

Advice on how to treat children:

My wife 's cousin: Kapag may problema ka pa din, gutumin mo nang dalawang araw.

Upon seeing my baby's picture:

Melissa: Parang Cabbage Patch Kid ang baby mo.

Overheard from a foreigner at the Starbucks while talking to someone on his cellphone:

Foreigner: No, I mean beaches, I like swimming on beaches.

(I concluded that the other person on the line thought that the foreigner is looking for "bitches".)

After a motorcyclist revealed his gun to the driver of the jeepney who intentionally swerved the slow cyclist:

Driver: Ang tao talaga ngayon, kumukuha na lang ng tapang sa baril.

Upon learning that my baby can already rollover:

Sol: Baka nakita sa tatay kaya natuto ng dumapa.

Seminar on Basic Banking comments:

Gernel: Para maburiri natin ng todo.
Gernel: Parang tahing-benta. (RTW)
Gernel: Di ko kaya sa likod, sa harap lang.
Someone: Early Withdrawal
Someone: Sino nag-deposit?
Gernel: Pag teller, pasok lang ng pasok.
Me: No name dropping.
Gernel: Sa branch, ang kain eh parang jingle lang.

On inserting two ID card to a single ID card holder:

Sol: Pag may ilaw mga 5 minutes maipapasok, pag wala, dalawang palakpak lang.

Overheard from a lady on a cellphone at Starbucks:

Lady: Andito kami sa Pacific Star Bucks (talking about Starbucks at Pacific Star)

Comments at the elevator from two Claudine Baretto fan (or critic):

Bank Employee: Ang arte-arte niya naman umarte...

After entering the vicinity of Mandaluyong:

Rachie: Ewan ko lang kung naririnig niyo pero eto ang tinatawag nilang...

After entering the vicinity of Caloocan:

Me: Ewan ko lang kung naririnig niyo pero eto ang tinatawag nilang Monumento Park sa gitna ng highway...

Overheard while I'm trapped in an elevator:

Technician: May na-trap po ba diyan?

Terchician: Subukan ninyong buksan iyong pinto, both doors. Iyong right hand mo sa left door, 'yung left hand mo sa right door.

One Friend at the other side of the elevator: Ano last word mo?

One Friend at the other side of the elevator: May gusto ka ba diyan sa loob?

One Friend at the other side of the elevator: May ipagbibilin ka ba?

Me: Puwede ba magyosi dito?

During breakfast:

Me: Ikaw ba 'yung nasa right side ng elevator kahapon paglabas ko?

Sol: Itanong mo na lang sa akin kung nakita kita.

Me: Nakita mo ko?

Sol: Oo

Me: Ok

Reason of being absent yesterday:

Eric: Pare nagpacheck ako ng potassium level ko

Last birthday greeting syndrome (my favorite one):

A Fwend: Last na. Happy Birthday ulit...

Word For The Day:

Hope: Hilahod

A friend's response whenever I asked her to treat me:

ebtg: Nasaan ako? Sino kang kausap ko?

During lunch break:

Barkada: P're ang suwerte mo talaga 'no? Last year nanalo ka sa billiard tournament. Tapos na-promote ka pa. Ngayon naman sa bag ng Starbucks. Suwerte ka talaga.

Me: Binibigay na nga lahat ni Lord sa'kin eh. Sabi ni Lord, "Dense, ibibigay ko na sa'yo lahat, wag ka lang magpa-annul ng kasal."