Things I Learned In Dasmariñas

Average Time of Arrival to Dasma: 9:00am

A lot of people have watched "Con-Air" more than once. And cried more than once, too.

Bespelled Deluxe is a lame substitute to instant messaging and internet.

Daddy Day Care is a good movie.

Dolphins, if seated in front of a television showing a video of a man doing various things such as waving, turning, clapping, etc., will most likely mimic the man.

Elephants, like us, can communicate to each other in more than one way.

If there were 8 (of us) team members in Dasma, and there were only 5 workstations, I'll end up tv surfing, reading Harry Potter books, or sleeping.

If we were told to prepare and cleanup for we were about to go home, the actual time of going home will be an hour after the actual announcement.

In five working days at Dasma, you can finish reading the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire book.

Rachie knows how to crochet since elementary.

The fewer team members obliged to go to Dasma, the better the chance that we will have a free lunch courtesy of the branch manager.

There will come a time that all the team members will not have anything to do no more.

To lessen the number of coffee intake a day, just place the airpot on another floor of the building or somewhere very far to the work area.

TV defaults - Kris Aquino's Pilipinas, Game KNB? - Eat Bulaga's Bulagaan 2005 - Willie Revillame's Wowowee - movie channels/news channels/Animal Planet/Discovery/National Geographic.

Watching Senate and Congress sessions is a lot funnier than watching a comedy movie.

Average Time of Departure from Dasma: 8:00pm

Average Time of Arrival to head office: 10:00pm

Average Time of Arrival to my bed: 11:30pm